Hey, guess what happened this week? Our good friend MysteryGuest contributed his hundredth edit to ScreenTies. After getting us warmed up with a solid pair of scenes from the Ukrainian series Ahenty spravedlyvosti, he went looking for something truly memorable to mark the occasion, and we'd say he found it with Koll-tsentr. No gags in this one, but...those costumes! That peril! Yes, please.

Meanwhile, blowthelights gifted us with a great set of scenes from Turkey (Gurbette Ask) and China (Kimi to Sekai ga Owaru Hi ni), and Joker reminded us that it was long past time to pay tribute to one of last year's most impressive soap sequences out of Peru or anywhere else: Mayella Lloclla's relentlessly still-framable three-episode bed tie in Dos Hermanas.

And what would Halloween week be without appropriately themed clips, so we proudly gave you...wait, what? Shannon Whirry briefly cleave-gagged, cuffed AOH and stripped to her bra because "why not" in a 1997 episode of Mike Hammer, Private Eye which happened to be called "Halloween"? Decent scene, but...

We'll do better next year. That's a promise.