Maybe we're just weird, but at some point while we were processing MysteryGuest's recent contribution of a certain double-damsel scene from the German/Belgian crime series Dunkelstadt (aka Darktown), we realized that a tribute to a certain repurposed kitchen staple might just make for a fun little feature.

Whether one refers to it as Saran Wrap, cling film, or simply plastic wrap, we think Dexter Morgan's favorite means of restraint makes for an enjoyable break from the ordinary. Remember: it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that cling!