Ahhh, Lifetime. If you're a fan of original bondage-friendly storylines on basic cable, you already know that no U.S. network has been kinder to DiD fans over the years than the Lifetime and Lifetime Movie networks. Sure, we've been known to subject the plotlines (and more) of these movies to some gentle mockery—because how could we not?—but it's all in good fun.

And after all, even the writers and directors often seem to be in on the joke these days, with movies like the recent "Deadly Mile High Club" giving us delightfully ludicrous scenes like a villainous couple having rapturous sex on top of the crate in which their hapless victim is bound and gagged while the autopilot flies the plane.

That $3.99 a month that the Lifetime Movie Club is asking? With well over 50 DiD-friendly movies on offer at any given moment, it's a steal, folks.

Anyway, especially since we don't categorize (TV) movies by network—only series—we figured that a playlist featuring some of our all-time favorite Lifetime movies was long overdue. While putting it together, we discovered that we're currently hosting clips from at least 61 relevant titles, almost all of them in HD. This playlist features some of the most famous scenes but is only the tip of the iceberg, so you can probably expect a sequel at some point. We've also identified some additional classics that we'll do our best to post in the coming weeks. Got a favorite that we're missing? Let us know!

"But how do you define a Lifetime movie?" We're glad you asked. While there are some gray areas here, we've chosen to go with a broad definition which includes any made-for-TV movie that was produced, distributed, originally released, or promoted (with branding) by Lifetime. Basically, if it quacks like a Lifetime movie, it's a Lifetime movie.

Here's our (mostly) complete list of Lifetime offerings at the moment, with boldface titles included in the playlist. More to come.