"Where's Raiders?" We knew we'd be asked, and what can we say? Based on our super-fancy ranking algorithm that we came up with in about 30 seconds one Tuesday afternoon, Raiders of the Lost Ark just couldn't quite make the cut for our original feature

Still, it's plenty good enough for Round 2—and we've got a dozen more critical darlings to share with you as well, each with an average Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes score of at least 89, along with at least one quality bondage scene. Dim the lights, lift your nose high in the air, and join us for the conclusion of this very special journey through DiD-land.

See also: part 1, part 3, and part 4.