What, not what you expected? Never fear, we're tickled by the positive response to our "Bondage in Critically Acclaimed Films" series, and we're hard at work on Part 3. But as we finish up those last few fresh edits, we're taking a brief intermission to celebrate one of the greatest telenovela DiD sequences ever broadcast.

Courtesy of FakeForger, with an occasional tweak by yours truly: here's a five-part, 14-minute edit from the Colombian series Amores de Mercado, featuring Estefanía Godoy, María Claudia Torres, Laura Perico, and Sharmel Altamirano in a January 2007 scene for the ages. Now in HD, and now with subtitles. (Trust us: this is one of those scenes where the dialog really adds to the fun.)